1. DANG! I love me some malasadas. (very nice)
3. NO! Ahh! Malasadas are the devil! (a simple, no thank you, I eat tree bark. Would have sufficed.)
4. Sure! Let me grab some for my roommates. (better than me having to convince you, I guess.)
5. Ew. I don't eat fried stuff. (again, no thank you works.)
Next time, I'll just give them to the children, and you can deal with hyper kids all day...
photo courtesy of Kyle Miyasato