Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital

for a series of tests, the last of which had left

his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the

bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another

and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with

diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to

remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped

out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw

them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the

sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,

and swinging his arms violently trying to get the

unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled

sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his

feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital

security guard, (barely containing his laughter),

and who had watched the whole incident, walked up

and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down at the bed

sheets in amazement, replied: "I think I just beat

the crap out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween !!!!!!!!!